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phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

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toughpigs:

The Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, and Storyteller novelizations are all being reprinted this year by Archaia.

zimmay:

Nerdist: Archaia Announces Jim Hensen’s The Storyteller: Witches Comics Miniseries

Since this went up on Archaia’s Twitter yesterday, I suppose it’s cool if I post it here~!

I am so honored to have had the opportunity to illustrate a variant cover for this wonderful new mini series. I remember watching The Storyteller as a kid with my dad, and I’m really excited to see more of The Storyteller’s tales come to life as beautiful, haunting comics. Each motif above the Storyteller’s head represents one of the stories he will tell. Be sure to check out the article on Nerdist for all the info!

The first issue will be available this September, so there’s plenty of time to go to your local comic shop to order it!

zimmay:

Nerdist: Archaia Announces Jim Hensen’s The Storyteller: Witches Comics Miniseries

Since this went up on Archaia’s Twitter yesterday, I suppose it’s cool if I post it here~!

I am so honored to have had the opportunity to illustrate a variant cover for this wonderful new mini series. I remember watching The Storyteller as a kid with my dad, and I’m really excited to see more of The Storyteller’s tales come to life as beautiful, haunting comics. Each motif above the Storyteller’s head represents one of the stories he will tell. Be sure to check out the article on Nerdist for all the info!

The first issue will be available this September, so there’s plenty of time to go to your local comic shop to order it!

toughpigs:

The Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, and Storyteller novelizations are all being reprinted this year by Archaia.

Reactions to the Oberyn Martell vs. The Mountain fight

angelxofxmusicxx:

Those who read the books: 
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And those who didn’t read the books: 
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I’ve shown friends this fight purely to see that face

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figsandtea:

niiicethings:

“Noun is a playful artist’s book about words and their definitions. It is like an exquisite corpse with words.

Starting with 27 real English words, each word and its definition has been divided into two parts. By turning the pages, you get to mix and match the word halves to create humorous and nonsensical new words and meanings.

With over 700 different combinations, this book is the perfect item for bibiophiles, lexicographers, writers, and any lover of words.

Here are a few examples of words and definitions you can put together:

whisper + umbrella = whisbrella: A low sibilan utterance for sheltering one from rain and sun.
banana + onomatopoeia = bananpoeia: A large herbaceous perennial tropical plant that bears fruit imitating the sound of the thing or action signified.
muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.
nomenclature + ancestry = nomencestry: A system or set of names for things derived from, or possessed by, an ancestor or ancestors.”

I’M SORRY BUT 

muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN INNOVATION ALL OTHER PLAYERS GO HOME.

This could be adapted into a drinking game

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littlefairytaleprince:

ladykate63:

Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany:

When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”

Medieval women were BAMFs.

*Medieval women were are BAMFs.

I love that this happened

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soahc5321:

These keys are boss!  Finally had a little free time, work has been swamped with…actual work.  So I decided to churn out some of the iconic keys from the last couple console Zelda’s, as pendants.  They’re relatively simple designs, but they did turn out quite nicely, if I do say so myself.

Want

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